Sing a song/mini - song

Sing a song/mini - song here and make it funny.

Example:

Zen said on alliance chat to everyone "I have to go to school"

And then i sung the schoolboy song:
*puffs out chest and speaks manly*

I am SchoolBoy!
I will do my homework!
And get to school on time!
Muahahahahahahaahaha!

Then he said: -.-

Hahahahahaha

Then i said "Hes gonna be president/ prime minister when he grows up. This will be his speech:

"I inspire you to get to school on time,
be good, play nice, and do your homework
AND your work on time!
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!"

Hahahahha
(Zen, don't kick me please)

Rach

haha funny

Verse One
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Australians all let us rejoice,
For we are young and free;
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea;
Our land abounds in Nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare;
In history's page, let every stage
Advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"

Verse Two
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When gallant Cook from Albion sail'd,
To trace wide oceans o'er,
True British courage bore him on,
Till he landed on our shore.
Then here he raised Old England's flag,
The standard of the brave;
With all her faults we love her still,
"Brittannia rules the wave!"
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

Verse Three
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Beneath our radiant southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands;
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands;
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share;
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
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Verse Four
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While other nations of the globe
Behold us from afar,
We'll rise to high renown and shine
Like our glorious southern star;
From England, Scotia, Erin's Isle,
Who come our lot to share,
Let all combine with heart and hand
To advance Australia fair!
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

Verse Five
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Shou'd foreign foe e'er sight our coast,
Or dare a foot to land,
We'll rouse to arms like sires of yore
To guard our native strand;
Brittannia then shall surely know,
Beyond wide ocean's roll,
Her sons in fair Australia's land
Still keep a British soul.
In joyful strains the let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"

DOUBLE POSTER!!!!!! ZEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it happens

There is an edit button, however I had already logged off before the Prime Minister thing... but meh... I get insulted far worse than this... so I dont care

Phew!

a bullet has missed you it seems

And hits you

nope

Lol the cat with the rubiks cube. How could you!

Birdy birdy in the sky,
What oh what is in my eye?

Looks like sugar,
Tastes like sap.

Oh my god its birdy crap!